How to fill it in

Allow about an hour for a typical three-bedroom house or a two-bedroom condo.

  1. Close up the night before

    Shut windows and run the heat or air conditioning normally overnight so the home is in honest condition.

  2. Gather supplies

    Clean white cotton cloths or unscented baby wipes, zip bags, a marker, a step stool and your phone camera.

  3. Sniff first

    Step into each room from outside and note your first impression before your nose adjusts. Score it using the scale below.

  4. Wipe three surfaces

    Ceiling corner, the wall at eye level, and inside a closet or cabinet. Bag and label each cloth.

  5. Note soft goods and floors

    List carpet, drapes, upholstery and anything else absorbent left in the room.

  6. Photograph

    One wide shot, one of the ceiling and one of any visible staining.

Scoring scale

0
No odor, clean cloths
1
Faint odor noticed only up close; light tint on cloth
2
Odor noticeable on entry; tan cloth from at least one surface
3
Strong odor; brown, sticky cloth; visible yellowing on walls or ceiling

Worksheet

Room
Living room
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Drapes, carpet, sofa
Planned action
Room
Kitchen
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
None
Planned action
Room
Primary bedroom
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Carpet, closet clothing
Planned action
Room
Second bedroom
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Planned action
Room
Den or study
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Planned action
Room
Bathrooms
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Towels, shower curtain
Planned action
Room
Hallways and entry
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Coat closet
Planned action
Room
Basement or garage
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Planned action
Room
Furnace and return grille
Odor score
Ceiling cloth
Filter color:
Wall cloth
Closet or cabinet cloth
Soft goods present
Humidifier pad
Planned action

Copy this layout onto paper or a spreadsheet and add a row for every room, closet and hallway.

Reading the finished sheet

Patterns matter more than any single score. A row of threes on the ceiling column with ones on the walls tells you the ceilings are the priority, which is common where someone smoked seated. High closet scores in otherwise moderate rooms point to stored clothing as a reservoir. A dark filter with modest room scores suggests the air system is doing much of the spreading.

Hand a copy to each provider you invite to bid and ask them to respond room by room. It becomes easy to see who plans to clean the closets and who skipped them, and it gives the painter a clear picture of which rooms will need a full coat of stain-blocking primer rather than spot work.

Common questions

Why bag the wipe cloths?

Labeled cloths give you a visual comparison between rooms and before-and-after evidence. They are also useful if you need to show a provider, a seller or an HOA what you found.

General information for Cherry Creek, not a quote or professional advice. In an emergency, call 911.